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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

TEAM ANISTON


Mischa Barton loves Jennifer Aniston with her whole heart and enjoys watching Friends reruns everyday and wall papering her bedroom with Jen photos. She reads about of Jennifer in the news and Mischa feels like JA is such a big inspiration, what with how she handled herself during this difficult year! Jen is a regular Mother Theresa minus the robe and sandals. Saint Jen is what I'm calling her now.

But don’t let Mischa say that she looks up to Jen like some kind of authority figure . Jennifer is old enough to be Mischa’s mother and she doesn't need to feel any older than she already is, for Petes sake! Since Mischa is such a huge TEAM ANISTON supporter, Jen has agreed to have lunch with Mischa. Photo opportunity at The Ivy!

First I suggest Jen wax the hair from her temples. Look at it. Her hairline begins where her eyebrows are. That’s just odd. Is she taking a testosterone supplement? I wonder if she bleaches her upper lip? Maybe she has a penis!


13 Comments:

Blogger Avitable said...
Mean!

Jennifer Aniston is awesome, and fully vagina-riffic. No penis for her. @ 7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
normal greek girl hair growth.. you wax, you tweeze and you shave more than anyone. @ 8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
or italian, or spanish, or turkish, or indian, or ...

this is pretty normal stuff. @ 9:41 AM  
Blogger design officer said...
i have always hated that fugly twig of a girl mischa barton, and this just gives me more reason to hate even more. she is fugly as hell, no? why do people find her attractive at all? she looks like triwhore from the real world vegas, and that's no compliment. @ 12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am so TIRED of hearing about POOR little Jennifer Aniston! She is overexposed and I'm sick of her! @ 3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
i totally agree anon 3.36pm.

wow, look at that chin! michael jackson should have constructed his chin to look like hers.. it is extremely manly and well.. gross @ 1:21 AM  
Anonymous Bruise said...
I'm so tired of hearing your fucking bitchy comments. What's your problem? Who gives a fuck what she looks like, the woman's so-called soulmate left her for someone else - you might like Angie and Brad and that's fine, but why diss Jen all the time? You sound fucking pathetic. Kicking someone when they're down. Cheap. @ 4:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
DJ -you sound like a bitch. Just remembered why I dont come here anymore. Byesies Loser. @ 4:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Didn't that former friend who dished about Jen say that Jen had electrolysis on her hairline? Looks like she had it on the top only. @ 2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
uhhh...I like this girl, I really do...but I thought her forehead looked very odd here. Besides the hair on it, it looks much higher than it used to. If you look at old pictures of her, her forehead looks lower or something. I don't know how in the world you would make your forehead higher, but it just looks different. @ 5:49 PM  
Anonymous k said...
Boo to this post. It's just mean! Leave Jen Aniston alone already. If you hate the fact that she's overexposed, stop posting stuff about her as well.

Oh, and by the way, it's team aniston all the way! @ 7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I see from a couple of posts here that there may be a couple of people who actually pay and go see her next movie! @ 7:34 PM  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
Team Aniston is back!! ok I have heard grumblings about Brad not finding sexy Angelina smelly clam all that fun pregnant. She is a freak and hormones are pumping. Jen and Vince all the way. There is no poor Jen she has made out like a bandit.... @ 8:32 PM  
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